*angsty chaos-magic user*

neptunain:

the arctic monkeys look like a 50s gang and im afraid they’re going to come out of the shadows one night and rhythmically snap their fingers at me








Les Mis Modern AU: Grantaire takes to making and bringing famously stupid/mocking signs to protests. At first Enjolras doesn’t realise he’s taking the piss, is actually rather pleased that he’s at least making an effort - albeit a poor one - and can’t figure out why Courfeyrac keeps shouting ‘Careful now’ at any given opportunity before dissolving into hysterical laughter. Eventually however he realises and the signs become a constant source of irritation and distraction.—-"It has come to my attention that you’re not really taking this seriously," he snaps."Oh?" is the easy reply, as he sets down ‘his’ protest sign with a smile, "What was your first clue?"

Les Mis Modern AU: Grantaire takes to making and bringing famously stupid/mocking signs to protests. At first Enjolras doesn’t realise he’s taking the piss, is actually rather pleased that he’s at least making an effort - albeit a poor one - and can’t figure out why Courfeyrac keeps shouting ‘Careful now’ at any given opportunity before dissolving into hysterical laughter. Eventually however he realises and the signs become a constant source of irritation and distraction.
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"It has come to my attention that you’re not really taking this seriously," he snaps.

"Oh?" is the easy reply, as he sets down ‘his’ protest sign with a smile, "What was your first clue?"


If it was up to me to save your life, would you trust me to do it?


thedeathofablog:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus turning into a fucking werewolf



eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing




  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor