i shouldn’t be laughing so hard at this
adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic
youre so funny.
youre so hot.
of course i dont hate you.
The best damn steakhouse in the damn state. I have taken a picture of every steak I’ve ever eaten there.
The product of British private schooling is razor sharp wit.
I think we all should just stop masturbating with our dicks and start masturbating with our hearts
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
Straight as his rainbow slinky.
be careful what u wish for
“Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance.”
Woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects.
Ding ding ding ding ding.
military!au: Before being drafted, Dean was only weeks away from becoming a doctor. Instead he finds himself on the battlefield, killing men rather than saving them. There he gains a fearsome reputation, becoming almost legendary for his ability to walk away from brushes with death- until he’s badly injured trying to rescue his men during an ambush. After recovering, haunted by his failure to save the lives of the men he promised to protect, he finishes his training and starts patching up soldiers. Working at a small hospital, still seeing men die every day, he stumbles across a patient named Castiel, who’s not expected to live. However, he surprises everyone but Dean, who thinks he’s too stubborn to die, by soldiering on. Tending to his wounds, Dean finds himself unexpectedly charmed, and slowly their relationship deepens. Unfortunately, Castiel is soon going to be healthy enough to go back to the front lines, and Dean can’t bear to send him to his possible death.