the arctic monkeys look like a 50s gang and im afraid they’re going to come out of the shadows one night and rhythmically snap their fingers at me
Les Mis Modern AU: Grantaire takes to making and bringing famously stupid/mocking signs to protests. At first Enjolras doesn’t realise he’s taking the piss, is actually rather pleased that he’s at least making an effort - albeit a poor one - and can’t figure out why Courfeyrac keeps shouting ‘Careful now’ at any given opportunity before dissolving into hysterical laughter. Eventually however he realises and the signs become a constant source of irritation and distraction.
"It has come to my attention that you’re not really taking this seriously," he snaps.
"Oh?" is the easy reply, as he sets down ‘his’ protest sign with a smile, "What was your first clue?"
If it was up to me to save your life, would you trust me to do it?
james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus turning into a fucking werewolf
↳ Cameron & Bianca (10 Things I Hate About You)
*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing